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		<title>Why choice a bottle-less water cooler</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2012/01/11/bottleless-water-cooler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many reasons why you should consider a bottle less water cooler. One of the main reasons is that they negate the need to replace heavy 20 kilo bottles on a regular basis.Another issues with bottled water is that deliveries are often made at inconvenient times and if you forget to order then you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bottled-water.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-1224];player=img;"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1225" title="bottled water" src="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bottled-water-150x115.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="115" /></a>There are many reasons why you should consider a bottle less water cooler. One of the main reasons is that they negate the need to replace heavy 20 kilo bottles on a regular basis.Another issues with bottled water is that deliveries are often made at inconvenient times and if you forget to order then you may need to 2 weeks for a delivery of water.With a bottle less or mains fed water cooler these hassles are gone. When you need fresh filtered water it is available on tap.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com">The water cooler company</a> supplies a large range of coolers to meet all environments.Some coolers also supply hot water which is perfect for making your coffee at break time.Please contact us on 08455004455,email contact@thewatercoolercompany.com  for details on our bottle less water cooler range and the services we provide.Alternatively you can use you can use our contact form by clicking <a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=request_quote">here</a></p>
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		<title>Reconditioned Water Coolers</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2012/01/03/1218/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From time to time we have a clear-out of our reconditioned water coolers.For the month of January we are offering special deals on both our bottled and bottle- less coolers.All the coolers are In good working order  and they have all been tested. Some of the coolers have slight scratches on them and some are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/water-coolers.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-1218];player=img;"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1219" title="water coolers" src="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/water-coolers.jpg" alt="" width="148" height="148" /></a>From time to time we have a clear-out of our reconditioned water coolers.For the month of January we are offering special deals on both our bottled and bottle- less coolers.All the coolers are In good working order  and they have all been tested. Some of the coolers have slight scratches on them and some are slightly dented. We also have several pallets of coolers that can be sold for spares Please contact us on 08455004455 or email contact@thewatercoolercompany.com for details of the exact models our reconditioned cooler range currently contains.</p>
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		<title>Water cooler maintainance</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2011/07/13/water-cooler-maintainance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the next few weeks The Water Cooler Company will be publishing a series of articles and videos on the subject of basic water cooler maintainance.We will also be showing you what to do in the event of a cooler malfunction.We are creating this section of our blogsite in order to offer as much information [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Maintainance.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-1155];player=img;"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1156" title="Maintainance" src="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Maintainance-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Over the next few weeks The Water Cooler Company will be publishing a series of articles and videos on the subject of basic water cooler maintainance.We will also be showing you what to do in the event of a cooler malfunction.We are creating this section of our blogsite in order to offer as much information to our customers  as possible.</p>
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		<title>Water Cooler Maintenance Packages</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2011/05/21/water-cooler-maintenance-packages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 22:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Water Cooler Company offers you two maintenance service packages for home and office water coolers. Whenever you purchase a cooler,  this is the first thing you should put on your to do list – set up an annual sanitation and maintenance appointments. It is not enough to just purchase and have the cooler installed. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Water Cooler Company offers you two <a title="Maintenance Packages" href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=water-cooler-maintenance-packages">maintenance service packages</a> for home and office water coolers. Whenever you purchase a cooler,</p>
<div id="attachment_1133" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/maintenance-packages.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-1132];player=img;"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-1133" src="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/maintenance-packages-150x150.jpg" alt="Maintenance Packages" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Maintenance Packages</p></div>
<p> this is the first thing you should put on your to do list – set up an annual sanitation and maintenance appointments. It is not enough to just purchase and have the cooler installed. This does not mean that your water supply will be forever and uncomplicated. After all, these are machines and sometimes there are issues with them. Not to mention that every cooler has a water filter inside it. This means that this filter needs to be replaced at some point. The cooler filters need to be changed twice a year. We have two maintenance packages for you. The Basic Cover and the Comprehensive Cover. The Basic Cooler Cover is ₤150 for a year. It includes the following services: a specialist will come to check your cooler twice a year, sanitize it and will change the filters. This price includes one call out per year. If anything breaks during the first year of ownership of the cooler – we will replace it. The Comprehensive Cooler Cover includes sanitation twice a year, every six months, filter change and 3 hours of call out service. If we have to take the cooler back to our office, we will replace it with another during the time we repair it. Any additional call out hours will be charged according to our set fees. We, from the Water Cooler Company are here to take care of you even after you have made a <a title="Purchase Bottleless Water Coolers" href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=purchase_bottleless_water_coolers">purchase</a> of a home or office water coolers.</p>
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		<title>Office Water Coolers Raise Productivity</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2011/04/07/office-water-coolers-raise-productivity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 21:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Office Water Coolers are among the things that most raise productivity in the office. If you own a business, or you are the office manager, you are probably looking for different ways to cheer your workers and raise their productivity. If you do not have a water cooler – get one and get one fast. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Purchase Bottleless Water Coolers" href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=purchase_bottleless_water_coolers">Office Water Coolers</a> are among the things that most raise productivity in the office. If you own a business, or you are the office manager, you are probably looking for different ways to cheer your workers and raise their productivity. If you do not have a water cooler – get one and get one fast. Because even if you do not realize it – it will make everybody more productive and happy. If you rely on workers to bring their own water, you will be misled, because many will simply forget to bring any. And the result is going to be a fried dehydrated brain. How can that raise your productivity? Even if you have a snacks or drinks vending machine – it is not the same. Get the people free, fresh and cool water. They will not only hydrate properly, but will make the office cooler – the cool place. This is going to be their rest stop – a trip to the cooler will improve their concentration later and boost their mental and physical activity. Those are not only words – there are in fact extensive researches on the subject. Proper hydration and ventilation are among the top reasons for better productivity. If you work in an office where the ventilation is poor and you feel stuffed &#8211; you will not perform your best. Same goes for water.</p>
<p>Call us now, invest in <a title="Rent Water Coolers" href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=water_coolers">Office Water Coolers</a> and the results will follow very quickly.</p>
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		<title>Surviving the Summer with Water Coolers</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2010/04/04/surviving-the-summer-with-water-coolers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 02:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With summer just around the corner things are going to start heating up around here &#8211; hurrah I hear you say, however be warned, summer can be a particularly dangerous time of the year, especially for the elderly and young children. The Water Cooler Company wants everyone to ensure they stay safe this summer and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Medical/sweat.gif" alt="" width="242" height="276" />With summer just around the corner things are going to start heating up around here &#8211; hurrah I hear you say, however be warned, summer can be a particularly dangerous time of the year, especially for the elderly and young children. The Water Cooler Company wants everyone to ensure they stay safe this summer and remember to keep hydrated! Here are some summer survival tips:</p>
<p><strong>Use sunscreen and cover up<br />
</strong>If you are outside you should be wearing suncreen a shirt, a hat and sunglasses.</p>
<p><strong>Stay in the shade</strong><br />
Between 11am and 3pm the sun is at its most dangerous, during this time if you are outside you should carry an umbrella for shade and try to sit under trees. The best advice is to stay indoors between these times.</p>
<p><strong>Drink plenty of water</strong><br />
The normal recommended daily intake of fluid is8 glasses per day, you may find yourself having to drink more water during particularly hot days.</p>
<p><strong>Ventilate your home</strong><br />
Keep windows open all day and all night and use fans. This is particularly important at night, when the body cools down.</p>
<p><strong>Look after the elderly and children</strong><br />
Older people and children are the most suseptable to the heat, ensure they drink plenty of fluids, a mixture of drinks including tea, fruit juice and water. A good way to check if children are drinking enough is to check that they are passing urine regularly and that it is not too dark. Babies must be kept out of the sun.</p>
<p><strong>Avoid excessive physical exertion<br />
</strong>If you are doing physical exercise you need to drink half a litre of fluid at least half an hour beforehand and continue to replenish your fluids after exercising.</p>
<p><strong>Be sensible with alcohol</strong><br />
Everyone loves a drink out in the sunshine, however you should know hot weather speeds up the effects of alcohol so take carewhen drinking. Alcohol will lead to dehydration so make sure that you alternate alcoholic drinks with water or <a href="http://www.fruitjuicefacts.org/" target="_blank">fruit juice</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Keep cool at work</strong><br />
During a heatwave the office is often the coolest place to be. If you haven&#8217;t got air conditioning, use the fans and keep the windows open. Avoid working in direct sunlight and take plenty of breaks during the day to fill up your water bottle at the <a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=purchase_bottleless_water_coolers" target="_blank">office water cooler </a>and cool down.</p>
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		<title>Thinking of renting a bottleless water cooler?</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2010/03/21/thinking-of-renting-a-bottleless-water-cooler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking to rent a bottleless water cooler, get in contact with us here at The Water Cooler Company and we will find the right cooler for you. The Water Cooler Company provides mains fed water coolers (also known as bottleless water coolers) primarily for the office environment, but also for private homes, schools and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://www.brianharrison.co.uk/images/ladyThinking.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="188" />If you are looking to rent a bottleless water cooler, get in contact with us here at The Water Cooler Company and we will find the right cooler for you. The Water Cooler Company provides <a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=water_coolers" target="_blank">mains fed water coolers </a>(also known as bottleless water coolers) primarily for the office environment, but also for private homes, schools and public places.</p>
<p>People often opt for a bottleless water cooler if they do not want to keep calling up for the bottles to be delivered and having to wait for more water if they don&#8217;t call in time to have the new bottles delivered. Some companies use them alongside normal bottled water coolers or as a straight replacement.</p>
<p>The range of bottleless water coolers we have here at The Water Cooler Company are available for rental from as little as £5 per week (fully inclusive) for a single cooler. Discounts may apply for multiple coolers dependent on contract length.</p>
<p>To rent one of our bottleless water coolers you will need to have access to a potable mains water supply nearby and an electricity point within three metres of your proposed water cooler site as it is connected directly to the mains water supply with discrete food grade flexible tubing. The water is then taken through a <a href="http://doultonusa.com/HTML%20pages/activated_carbon_water_filtration.htm" target="_blank">carbon based filter system </a>which removes 99.99% of impurities from the water, and finally is chilled or heated in the water cooler and used in a normal way.</p>
<p>We offer customers a free site survey to determine the best location for your cooler and once that has been completed and you have decided to go ahead, we will have one of our installation engineers come out to to install your cooler. There will be a filter change and sanitisation every six months by one of our engineers as well so there&#8217;s no need to worry about anything once you&#8217;ve put us in charge of your water cooler.</p>
<p>If you would like any further information, please call us on 0845 500 4455 or email <a href="mailto:contact@thewatercoolercompany.com">contact@thewatercoolercompany.com</a></p>
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		<title>Water Cooler Jokes &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2010/03/14/water-cooler-jokes-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 02:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the outstanding success of our very first installment of &#8221;Water Cooler Jokes&#8221; we&#8217;ve decided to come back with more, yes it&#8217;s water cooler jokes &#8211; part 2, because there&#8217;s never enough jokes to keep you all entertained whilst you&#8217;re standing around the office water cooler is there?! Try out one of these beauties next time you go to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Due to the outstanding success of our very first installment of &#8221;Water Cooler Jokes&#8221; we&#8217;ve decided to come back with more, yes it&#8217;s water cooler jokes &#8211; part 2, because there&#8217;s never enough jokes to keep you all entertained whilst you&#8217;re standing around the <a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php?id=water_coolers" target="_blank">office water cooler </a>is there?!</p>
<p>Try out one of these beauties next time you go to fill up your water bottle at the cooler.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 223px"><img src="http://www.fitandhealthyonline.com/newsletter/images/people_laughing.jpg" alt="" width="213" height="250" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Your workmates will be doubled over with laughter after hearing these jokes! </p></div>
<p><span><strong>Joke Number One</strong><br />
</span><span>Once there was a church </span>that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died. &#8220;Congregation,&#8221; the priest said before the assembled masses. &#8220;Does anybody know this boy&#8217;s name? Because I don&#8217;t know him, but his face rings a bell.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Joke Number Two (Keep this one up your sleeve for Halloween)</strong><br />
What do you get when you divide the circumference of your <a href="http://pumpkins.gusick.com/" target="_blank">jack-o-lantern </a>by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!</p>
<p><strong>Joke Number Three</strong><br />
<span>A judge was punishing three </span>men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won&#8217;t get thirsty. Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door. The judge asked, &#8220;Why in the world would you want to take a car door?&#8221; The man replies, &#8220;Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window.&#8221;</p>
<p>Stay tuned for the next installment of Water Cooler jokes!</p>
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		<title>Water Cooler Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/blog/2010/02/14/water-cooler-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 04:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s always time for a little joke around the water cooler, but do you always find you can never remember any jokes to tell when the time comes? Well never fear, The Water Cooler Company wants to ensure all office workers get their shot in the lime light at their office water cooler so we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/10/laugh460.jpg" alt="" width="276" height="180" />There&#8217;s always time for a little joke around the water cooler, but do you always find you can never remember any jokes to tell when the time comes? Well never fear, The Water Cooler Company wants to ensure all office workers get their shot in the lime light at their <a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/index.php" target="_blank">office water cooler </a>so we are bringing you some safe, but funny jokes you can tell your colleagues when you&#8217;re filling up at the water cooler.</p>
<p><strong>Joke number one</strong> <br />
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define &#8220;great&#8221; he said, &#8220;I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!&#8221; He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.</p>
<p><strong>Joke number two</strong>  (warning, cheesy alert!)<br />
Knock Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Atlas!<br />
Atlas?<br />
Atlas it&#8217;s the weekend!</p>
<p><strong>Joke number three</strong><br />
What&#8217;s brown and sticky? A stick.</p>
<p>These <a href="http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes" target="_blank">jokes </a>may actually have people laughing at how bad they are rather than your comedic skill and timing. Nevertheless they are sure to brighten up someone&#8217;s day!</p>
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		<title>Office ettique</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Working in an office environment certainly has it&#8217;s ups and downs and while certain offices have different policies, you should always aim to respect co-workers and their workspaces, as well as take note of some general office ettique that should be upheld at all times. By following these tips you will be an easier member of staff to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://www.polishedprofessionalimage.com/images/office_etiquette.jpg" alt="" width="379" height="229" />Working in an office environment certainly has it&#8217;s ups and downs and while certain offices have different policies, you should always aim to respect co-workers and their workspaces, as well as take note of some general office ettique that should be upheld at all times.</p>
<p>By following these tips you will be an easier member of staff to work with and will help make the lives of others easier. You just have to hope everyone else in your office follows your lead.</p>
<p><strong>Tip # 1 -Ask before you borrow anything<br />
</strong>Just like when you were at school, ask before you take. As simple as this idea is, it works wonders and won&#8217;t leave you branded as the office theif for &#8220;borrowing&#8221; everyone&#8217;s <a href="http://www.hotfrog.in/Products/Stationery-Items" target="_blank">stationery items</a>. It boils down to manners, if you have any you&#8217;ll ask before borrowing.</p>
<p><strong>Tip # 2- Wash up after yourself</strong><br />
Thinking you can leave your dirty mug and plate in the office kitchen sink hoping Mary from Accounts will wash it up for you again like she did last week (only because there were ants crawling all over it and she couldn&#8217;t stand the sight of it) is not the way forward. No one wants to clean your dirty dishes, you made the mess you clean it.</p>
<p><strong>Tip # 3 &#8211; Releasing wind is highly frowned upon<br />
</strong>Farting while there&#8217;s three of you at the <a href="http://www.thewatercoolercompany.com/" target="_blank">office water cooler</a> may seem like a good idea at the time as you&#8217;ve got another person to lay the blame on, but you won&#8217;t be taken seriously if you think it&#8217;s funny to break wind in the company of others. Your co-workers will never want to sit or stand near you ever again.</p>
<p><strong>Tip # 4 &#8211; Try not to fall asleep at your desk<br />
</strong>This is the worst thing you can do, it shows you have a lack of respect for the role and for other people&#8217;s time. If they could all get to work and stay awake why can&#8217;t you?<strong> </strong></p>
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