We can safely say that any plumbed in water cooler we supply here at The Water Cooler Company are not hazardous. That is, unless one gets outraged and kicks the unit, thus potentially putting one at risk of causing damage to one’s toe or foot area. Sadly, this is exactly what happened to one American football player, who got a little agitated in the locker room at the end of last year’s season. Jeremy Shockey, who plays for the New Orleans Saints got a little frustrated after the team lost yet another game, and thus swung his foot at the plumbed in water cooler situated in the locker room, thus breaking his toe. Apparently this was not even the end of it, as Shockey then engaged himself in arguing with the coach about not being able to play in the next couple of games, owing to his injured digit. Hmmm.

All we can say on this matter is, please, dear reader, if you ever feel like you’re at your wits end, and just want to scream, please do so- instead of taking it out on your water cooler. We recommend soft things for punching, such as mattresses and cushions, or you might find yourself being left out of a game or two…